Wow — you guys won’t believe this, but it’s finally happening…

Not three months after the release of the iPhone 7, the Apple fanboys have gathered their AirPods and $300 picture books to tell everyone about the iPhone 8.

Yeah, you heard me right. Well, you heard me, and I heard EverythingApplePro. Check him out:

 

This is ridiculous. Next thing you know, iPhones won’t come with screens or speakers. I can almost see their slogan now: “The Gift of Imagination”. I guess I just don’t understand how you can praise a company like that and still look past their creations only months after their initial release. Anyway; that’s my time.